hyper beam
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I've been sore all day and finally got food and painkillers and I'm so relieved I feel manic.
God help my poor partner
I should blaze this post
Oh if people need context for live slug reaction this is the original post. I'm not sure why it's blowing up today but it sure is hilarious
This is peak gen z humor. Incomprehensible. And yet somehow the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
Anonymous asked:
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osha-official-the-sequel answered:
You’ve sent between 10 and 15 of these now, always at 8:47AM, EST. I’ve become part of your daily routine. An alarm clock, of sorts. I am deeply honored.
hampter man :)
DO NOT TUMBLR SEXYMAN OSHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You cannot stop what has already begun.
This weeks adorable rat paw paintings by my sweet ratty girls - they all did such a great job!
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Anonymous asked:
Are the wizards transgender
wizardsisananimal answered:
every last one of them <|:•)
question
imagine if all of humanity just disappeared right now, and five factions reconquered the Earth
- Octopus
- Apes
- Corvids
- Raccoons
- Elephants
which faction would be the first to rediscover jazz?
I think elephants are an easy contender. Theyd obvi be the first to get trumpets (hint: they already have them) so with trumpets being their analog of humming, i cant imagine they couldnt invent it before anyone else
hmmmm
elephant on trumpet, corvid on bass, octopus on drums, raccoons on clarinet, and ape on piano
Why must we be divided by factions when we could all just form a band that plays the sickest blues riffs ever? Is there not enough hate in the world?
when the whales get involved they start figuring out ska
had to draw these funky dudes
Had a dream that there was a new Pokemon that was ghost type and it was like. Half a greyhound. It was a spectral dog that was known as one of the fastest Pokemon. And yet it only had it front legs. There were wispy floating stubs on its back half which sort of implied there COULD be legs, but they never reached even close to the ground. It stood on its front legs as if the back legs were still there.
I don’t know what this Pokemon’s name was but its appeared in many of my dreams so either they made it real and I forgot or I’m being haunted by a Fakemon.
I have been informed it is not a real Pokemon so I’ll share another detail I recall seeing about it more than once.
One of its main features about it is that it could run stupidly fast, like, a solid 100 MPH (at least thats my best guess from a dream) but more impressively or eerily is that it could go from 100 to 0 almost immediately, stopping in a stance where it stood up straight and at attention
I think I love this weird dream dog
I assume this is for artists so sure thing
I imagine that this dog is very tall and sleek (like a good five feet tall), with a sickly pale (with just a hint of light blue hue). Its eyes are a pure empty (yet still piercing somehow) white. Along its front half across the back and its legs are pale green sets of stripes, almost like racing stripes.
As for how the ghostly “back legs” worked, they looked sort of like this
with his physical form slowly transitioning into an pale blue ectoplasm, and there were amorphous hints of what could have possibly once been legs. Despite completely missing his back half, the posture seen here is still its regular posture, standing straight up, as if a soldier at attention.
Hope this helps!
Hehe i really like this concept
